Chronic Flirts Pillows

'How could I have a girl in every port? I haven't been in every port.'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

I only have eyes for you

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"Call me, Ishmael."

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

"Must you sing, 'I'm in the mood for love' everytime you want sex?"

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

"The catch of the day, madame, is me!"

"Thanks for walking me home."

Pucker up!

'I love it when you oink dirty to me...'

"I was quite a successful writer once...what sort of books are you interested in?"

'So...your shelf or mine?...' (a book in a bar trying a pickup line)

"Would you like to come in and see my cave drawings?"

Where's the last chapter? It's not finished yet. It's where the writer sleeps with the publisher after he agrees to publish her novel.

Love

Photographs of Neville gave gals an itch they found difficult to scratch.

"Agnes is so crushing on him."

"When you're finished not looking at here, can you divert your non-attention to me?"

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

"Man cannot live on bread alone - he needs a bit of crumpet too."

"I know what's going on here - you just want to enrich my microbiome."

'Book shop. Just browsing thanks.'

"I'm the most pathetic man on earth."

"When we go for walks, Young Master refers to me as his favourite "Chick Magnet": What does that mean?"

"You should only believe half of what I tell you."

"We may have the same books, but we highlight entirely different passages."

"Hey, are you here for a divorce, too!?"

"You have a beautiful smile. It would look great in a glass of water next to my bed."

"Let's make romance non-fiction."

'Sorry -- I never interface on the first date.'

'Drop dead gorgeous.'

Hello, sugar lumps? Oh, wrong number? May I call you sugar lumps anyway?