Ironic Flirt Pillows

'I'm a sucker for money!'

"Talk nerdy to me."

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

"Call me, Ishmael."

...The origin of the word daisy is from Anglo Saxon 'Daes Eage,' literally meaning 'days eye' because daisies open at dawn.'

'Do you come here often?'

"Yes, I've made three resolutions - not to drink less, not to stop watching football on telly and not to spend more time at your mother's."

"Wanna go out?"

'Have a drink while I slip into something comfortable.'

'Looks like a love affair gone bad.'

"To be honest I'd rather make love not war, but my chat-up lines are terrible."

'If you want to get anywhere with girls, you gotta PRETEND to like bunnies, ponies, and kittens.'

'As long as I stand here I'm safe. . . no stress. . . no pressure. . . no need to impress. . . I can just relax and be who I am. . .'

"Ask me anything you want about Water Cress!"

"Have you ever licked cream off a woman's body?"

'So...your shelf or mine?...' (a book in a bar trying a pickup line)

"Would you like to come in and see my cave drawings?"

'Sweet, Caroline?'

"I was quite a successful writer once...what sort of books are you interested in?"

Where's the last chapter? It's not finished yet. It's where the writer sleeps with the publisher after he agrees to publish her novel.

What a pear?

"Hey, not bad! You sound like a real couple already!"

'Personally, I don't see what's so romantic about canoeing.'

"I never appreciated having a cat until I lost my hair."

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Geek Todd Jones strikes out with his 3000th wiman to take over third place on the all time geek strikeout list.

'Book shop. Just browsing thanks.'

A man hugs a heart-shaped cactus

"It's my wife. She understands me."

"I guess you could say we're into each other."

"We may have the same books, but we highlight entirely different passages."

"i have a premonition that we'll die, so let's just keep things platonic."

Sisyphus Valentine

"Let's make romance non-fiction."