Ironic Flirt Pillows

'I'm a sucker for money!'

"Talk nerdy to me."

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

"Call me, Ishmael."

...The origin of the word daisy is from Anglo Saxon 'Daes Eage,' literally meaning 'days eye' because daisies open at dawn.'

"Yes, I've made three resolutions - not to drink less, not to stop watching football on telly and not to spend more time at your mother's."

'Do you come here often?'

"Wanna go out?"

'Looks like a love affair gone bad.'

'Have a drink while I slip into something comfortable.'

'If you want to get anywhere with girls, you gotta PRETEND to like bunnies, ponies, and kittens.'

"To be honest I'd rather make love not war, but my chat-up lines are terrible."

'As long as I stand here I'm safe. . . no stress. . . no pressure. . . no need to impress. . . I can just relax and be who I am. . .'

"Ask me anything you want about Water Cress!"

"Have you ever licked cream off a woman's body?"

'Sweet, Caroline?'

"I was quite a successful writer once...what sort of books are you interested in?"

Where's the last chapter? It's not finished yet. It's where the writer sleeps with the publisher after he agrees to publish her novel.

'So...your shelf or mine?...' (a book in a bar trying a pickup line)

"Would you like to come in and see my cave drawings?"

"I never appreciated having a cat until I lost my hair."

"Hey, not bad! You sound like a real couple already!"

'Personally, I don't see what's so romantic about canoeing.'

What a pear?

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

"It's my wife. She understands me."

A man hugs a heart-shaped cactus

Geek Todd Jones strikes out with his 3000th wiman to take over third place on the all time geek strikeout list.

"I guess you could say we're into each other."

'Hi. I'm Major Fixer-Upper.'

'Book shop. Just browsing thanks.'

"We may have the same books, but we highlight entirely different passages."

'No, sorry, I just work here.'

"i have a premonition that we'll die, so let's just keep things platonic."