Artful Flirt Pillows

"Tell the messenger I'm almost done with my sext."

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

"I'm texting you a love poem inspired by the emoji you sent me."

...The origin of the word daisy is from Anglo Saxon 'Daes Eage,' literally meaning 'days eye' because daisies open at dawn.'

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

'You had me at your first tweet..'

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

"Call me, Ishmael."

'Do you come here often?'

'Tasty bird.'

"You want to say WHAT?"

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

"Excuse me but it's our food, can you make it sexy?"

'Have a drink while I slip into something comfortable.'

"Wanna go out?"

"Wanna do lunch?"

'I didn't know people still played footsie.'

'Psst! I'll show you my password if you show me yours!!'

"Have you ever licked cream off a woman's body?"

"I was quite a successful writer once...what sort of books are you interested in?"

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

'So...your shelf or mine?...' (a book in a bar trying a pickup line)

'Sweet, Caroline?'

Where's the last chapter? It's not finished yet. It's where the writer sleeps with the publisher after he agrees to publish her novel.

"Would you like to come in and see my cave drawings?"

"You really know how to push my buttons."

'Wow, someone's sent me a picture of my bum.'

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

'That's very sweet of you, Professor Grossmertz, but love is only a theory.'

'Book shop. Just browsing thanks.'

You complimented the chef on his dumplings-now he wishes to return the compliments!

"I guess you could say we're into each other."

'Haven't I Googled you somewhere before?'