Futuristic Flirt Pillows

'Sorry -- I never interface on the first date.'

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

"I'm texting you a love poem inspired by the emoji you sent me."

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

...The origin of the word daisy is from Anglo Saxon 'Daes Eage,' literally meaning 'days eye' because daisies open at dawn.'

'You had me at your first tweet..'

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

"Call me, Ishmael."

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

"You new personality that you downloaded off the Internet makes you irresistible."

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

'Have a drink while I slip into something comfortable.'

'Psst! I'll show you my password if you show me yours!!'

'I like you, Susan, you have an intuitive interface.'

"It's a party Jim, but not as we know it!"

'Sweet, Caroline?'

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

"Would you like to come in and see my cave drawings?"

'So...your shelf or mine?...' (a book in a bar trying a pickup line)

"Okay, I'll wear a tie."

Where's the last chapter? It's not finished yet. It's where the writer sleeps with the publisher after he agrees to publish her novel.

"I was quite a successful writer once...what sort of books are you interested in?"

"Wow! So that was the bagel setting."

'Wow, someone's sent me a picture of my bum.'

"You really know how to push my buttons."

Christmas in Space

'Drone Santa.'

"You're part of the NASA Space Program! Really? I've heard that lame pick-up line sooo many times..."

'Get lost. Can't you see I'm with someone?'

'I thought we'd go for a digital tree this year.'

'2085 AD: Nothing has changed much. Lovers still carve their initials in synthetic trees with laser pen knives.

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

'That's very sweet of you, Professor Grossmertz, but love is only a theory.'

"I guess you could say we're into each other."