Tech Flirt Pillows

'Psst! I'll show you my password if you show me yours!!'

"You really know how to push my buttons."

I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

"I'm texting you a love poem inspired by the emoji you sent me."

'You had me at your first tweet..'

"Hiya, Beautiful! What's your access code?"

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

My husband doesn´t understand you.

Woman reads Nigella Lawson cook book: 'Add butter to the mixture, remembering to moisten your lips ... whisk for three to four minutes, pouting throughout ...'

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

Department of Foreign Affairs Foreign Affairs staff and their Mistresses from various parts of the World,having some fun in the office, witnessed by a stunned member of the public.

'I like you, Susan, you have an intuitive interface.'

"The jury's still out on whether you should whisk me away to Paris."

"Would you like to come in and see my cave drawings?"

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

"You look sharp, like a carefully aged Cheddar."

'Get lost. Can't you see I'm with someone?'

'Wow, someone's sent me a picture of my bum.'

"You're part of the NASA Space Program! Really? I've heard that lame pick-up line sooo many times..."

'I hope I'm not embarrassing you when I say that I found your company's latest earnings report very sexy.'

'That's very sweet of you, Professor Grossmertz, but love is only a theory.'

'Haven't I Googled you somewhere before?'

Compound Interest

"Would it disturb you if I sang?"

"When we go for walks, Young Master refers to me as his favourite "Chick Magnet": What does that mean?"

"I'm their accountant. Trust me - I'm the one you want to get lucky with."

'Physicists talking dirty'

Enough with the poking let's just have sex.

'Sorry -- I never interface on the first date.'

"Put me at the top of your to do list."

'Pssst. Your interface or mine?'

Psss. Yourplace.com or mine?

"So how long have you worked here, Baldo?"

"Tell the messenger I'm almost done with my sext."