Digital Flirt Pillows

"I'm texting you a love poem inspired by the emoji you sent me."

"I hit 'like' on a revealing photo she'd posted. But then I worried that was too forward of me."

Dating app for bottoms

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

Fancy a chat off-line...

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

'Wow, someone's sent me a picture of my bum.'

Right click for yes...

"I wanna be your lapdog."

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

'Your website or mine?'

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

"Hiya, Beautiful! What's your access code?"

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

"Arouse Me!"

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

A man surrounded with lovehearts

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

"And then she quote-tweeted my retweet of her subtweet, and the rest, as they say, is history."

"I like a dress that leaves very little to the imagination."

'Good Lord, Tiffany! Where did you learn to lick like that?'

Maybe I was wrong?

"Are bringing your new girlfriend to the office party?"

'Psst! I'll show you my password if you show me yours!!'

"...as they may share in our joy.", "For we are all as one."

'He said he can't put his love for me into words because it exceeds the 140 characters allowed in a tweet.'

'And whenever I attempt cybersex, my computer freezes.'

'Oh - My - God - I think I'm virtually married.'

"I didn't mind that his Valentine was a e-card. The big letdown was getting the box of e-chocolates."

"Would you like to come in and see my cave drawings?"

Romance - Alive and Well in the Twenty First Century.

Wildlife Refuge

'Yes, I do like you but in a 'Facebook like' way.'

'It was okay until I lost my cell phone signal.'