Digital Flirt T-Shirts

"I'm texting you a love poem inspired by the emoji you sent me."

"I hit 'like' on a revealing photo she'd posted. But then I worried that was too forward of me."

Dating app for bottoms

Enough with the poking let's just have sex.

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

'You had me at your first tweet..'

Fancy a chat off-line...

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

'Wow, someone's sent me a picture of my bum.'

'Haven't I Googled you somewhere before?'

Right click for yes...

I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.

"I wanna be your lapdog."

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

"Hiya, Beautiful! What's your access code?"

'Your website or mine?'

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

"Arouse Me!"

"And then she quote-tweeted my retweet of her subtweet, and the rest, as they say, is history."

A man surrounded with lovehearts

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

"I like a dress that leaves very little to the imagination."

'If anyone objects to this union, Tweet now or forever hold your peace.'

Turn on chat. Delete conversation.

'Good Lord, Tiffany! Where did you learn to lick like that?'

"...as they may share in our joy.", "For we are all as one."

'Psst! I'll show you my password if you show me yours!!'

Maybe I was wrong?

"Are bringing your new girlfriend to the office party?"

'He said he can't put his love for me into words because it exceeds the 140 characters allowed in a tweet.'

'And whenever I attempt cybersex, my computer freezes.'

"Would you like to come in and see my cave drawings?"