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"And then she quote-tweeted my retweet of her subtweet, and the rest, as they say, is history."

"Talk nerdy to me."

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

Romance

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

Why we need poetry. . .

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

I only have eyes for you

"Call me?"

You are my sunshine!

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.'

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

'Your place or mine?'

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

"I wanna be your lapdog."

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

'I think I've scored.'

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

Barman In Love.

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

"I'm texting you a love poem inspired by the emoji you sent me."

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

"I have to admit. You talked a good game."

'Half o' mild and a bag of pork scratchings - you're grooming me, aren't you?'

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

"Eres la chica mas linda del mundo."

"I love the equation that describes the slope of your nose."