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"And then she quote-tweeted my retweet of her subtweet, and the rest, as they say, is history."

"Talk nerdy to me."

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

Romance

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

Why we need poetry. . .

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

"Call me?"

I only have eyes for you

'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.'

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

You are my sunshine!

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

"I wanna be your lapdog."

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

Barman In Love.

'I think I've scored.'

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

"I'm texting you a love poem inspired by the emoji you sent me."

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

"Stupid – yet irresistible."

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

'Half o' mild and a bag of pork scratchings - you're grooming me, aren't you?'

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

"Eres la chica mas linda del mundo."

"I love the equation that describes the slope of your nose."

'Sexy...I love what you're doing with your ears.'