Virtual Flirt T-Shirts

'Get lost. Can't you see I'm with someone?'

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"I wanna be your lapdog."

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

"I'm texting you a love poem inspired by the emoji you sent me."

"Hiya, Beautiful! What's your access code?"

...The origin of the word daisy is from Anglo Saxon 'Daes Eage,' literally meaning 'days eye' because daisies open at dawn.'

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

"Arouse Me!"

'Yeah, but this time she just said no -- there wasn't any hysterical laughter!'

"And then she quote-tweeted my retweet of her subtweet, and the rest, as they say, is history."

'Have a drink while I slip into something comfortable.'

"I like a dress that leaves very little to the imagination."

'Good Lord, Tiffany! Where did you learn to lick like that?'

'Psst! I'll show you my password if you show me yours!!'

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

Romance - Alive and Well in the Twenty First Century.

Wildlife Refuge

'Sweet, Caroline?'

"Yeah yeah, nice, but how many online followers do you have?"

'You'd be the wind beneath my wings if I could fly.'

'I see from your profile that you are 5ft 3, have blond hair and like red wine.'

"You really know how to push my buttons."

'Wow, someone's sent me a picture of my bum.'

"Todd and I are doing our best to make it work by never meeting in real life."

Valentine's day may be a bit different this year

"You're so good-looking and noble and strong! I can't believe how you fought off that shark!"

U R Hot

"I guess you could say we're into each other."

'Who says suave sophistication is dead?'

Online dating: How big is your dongle?

"I'm going to be honest with you, Noah. I've been virtually seeing someone else."