Virtual Flirt Mugs

'Get lost. Can't you see I'm with someone?'

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

"I wanna be your lapdog."

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

"I'm texting you a love poem inspired by the emoji you sent me."

"Hiya, Beautiful! What's your access code?"

...The origin of the word daisy is from Anglo Saxon 'Daes Eage,' literally meaning 'days eye' because daisies open at dawn.'

'You had me at your first tweet..'

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

"Arouse Me!"

'Yeah, but this time she just said no -- there wasn't any hysterical laughter!'

"I like a dress that leaves very little to the imagination."

'Have a drink while I slip into something comfortable.'

"And then she quote-tweeted my retweet of her subtweet, and the rest, as they say, is history."

'Psst! I'll show you my password if you show me yours!!'

'Good Lord, Tiffany! Where did you learn to lick like that?'

Wildlife Refuge

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

Romance - Alive and Well in the Twenty First Century.

'Sweet, Caroline?'

"Yeah yeah, nice, but how many online followers do you have?"

'Wow, someone's sent me a picture of my bum.'

"You really know how to push my buttons."

'You'd be the wind beneath my wings if I could fly.'

'I see from your profile that you are 5ft 3, have blond hair and like red wine.'

"Todd and I are doing our best to make it work by never meeting in real life."

U R Hot

Valentine's day may be a bit different this year

'Who says suave sophistication is dead?'

"I guess you could say we're into each other."

Online dating: How big is your dongle?

"I'm their accountant. Trust me - I'm the one you want to get lucky with."