Online Flirt Pillows

Online dating: How big is your dongle?

"Oh, dear, another naughty tweet from 'Red Hot Momma"...I wish you'd stop doing that, Miriam!"

"Talk nerdy to me."

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Romance

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

Right click for yes...

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

Why we need poetry. . .

I only have eyes for you

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

"Call me?"

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.

'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.'

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

You are my sunshine!

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

'Your place or mine?'

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

"I wanna be your lapdog."

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

"You may now kiss the bride."

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

Barman In Love.

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'