Flirting Pillows

"It's only fair to warn you, 'trouble' is my middle name."

"Dude has got his s**t together!"

Why we need poetry. . .

'I'm still looking for love.'

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

'No one moves me quite the way you move me Kevin.'

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

Bad Flower Pick Up Lines

Attention Span Man

'It's the thought that counts.'

'Would you say I have gorgeous hair, lovely eyes and a great smile?. . . You say the nicest things.'

Fresh Lobster

'It would be a dream home if you were to move in with me.'

"You're so out of your league, I'm like, 'super popular' on social media."

'Do you wanna read my body language?'

'The gentleman at the end of the bar would like to buy you an aphrodisiac.'

"Are you trying to butter me up?"

'What beautiful eyes you have!' 'He has no idea he's talking to my butt.'

'Oh, Lenny! Let's not spoil a perfectly good romance by actually meeting.'

"Is that you or the beer talking?"

'I've always been a bit of a chick magnet.'

'She didn't want to go out with you even though you told her you had a h-index of 37! Boy I don't understand women!'

"Is it horny in here, or is it just me?"

'Been busy?'

'Check out the glowing biography of me on Wikipedia. I wrote it myself.'

Colin knew things were going well when he saw his date trying to make him jealous.

"Wanna do lunch?"

'No, I don't like dancing.'

'Your place or mine?'

The Elephant Man makes his move.

"I'm ready to get busy."

'Give the ballerina another drink. . . Well any woman who can lift her leg that high has got to be a ballerina.'

'You had me at affluent.'

"No, you can't have my number but don't worry, I've already got yours!"

"Well, hello there yourself!"