Flirting Pillows

"It's only fair to warn you, 'trouble' is my middle name."

"Dude has got his s**t together!"

Why we need poetry. . .

'I'm still looking for love.'

Bad Flower Pick Up Lines

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

Attention Span Man

'No one moves me quite the way you move me Kevin.'

"Is it horny in here, or is it just me?"

'It would be a dream home if you were to move in with me.'

'The gentleman at the end of the bar would like to buy you an aphrodisiac.'

"Is that you or the beer talking?"

'I've always been a bit of a chick magnet.'

'Oh, Lenny! Let's not spoil a perfectly good romance by actually meeting.'

'She didn't want to go out with you even though you told her you had a h-index of 37! Boy I don't understand women!'

'Do you wanna read my body language?'

'Would you say I have gorgeous hair, lovely eyes and a great smile?. . . You say the nicest things.'

'It's the thought that counts.'

"You're so out of your league, I'm like, 'super popular' on social media."

The Elephant Man makes his move.

"I think of you as being enormously alive."

Colin knew things were going well when he saw his date trying to make him jealous.

"Well, hello there yourself!"

"A pillar of salt? Why, you poor, poor man."

Man squeezing a sausage out of his hot dog roll

'Any chance of a bit of....er...Blue on Blue?'

'Check out the glowing biography of me on Wikipedia. I wrote it myself.'

"Wanna do lunch?"

"I'm ready to get busy."

'But enough about me... let's talk about you. Do you prefer plain or ribbed condoms?'

'Vocabulary doesn't seem that hard 'til you start trying to use it on girls.'

'No, I don't like dancing.'

"You don't have to talk dirty to me. Politically incorrect talk will do it."

"Can your Ted come belle ringing tonight?"