Flirting Norms Pillows

"May I tell you that you have lovely eyes or would that be sexist?"

"Talk nerdy to me."

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

Romance

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

Why we need poetry. . .

"Call me?"

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

I only have eyes for you

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

You are my sunshine!

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.'

'Your place or mine?'

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

"I wanna be your lapdog."

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

"Shiver-me-timbers, wench! How many times have I got to tell you? I'm not winking at you!"

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

Barman In Love.

'I think I've scored.'

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

"I have to admit. You talked a good game."

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

"Eres la chica mas linda del mundo."

"I love the equation that describes the slope of your nose."

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

'Half o' mild and a bag of pork scratchings - you're grooming me, aren't you?'

"Call me, Ishmael."

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."