Flirting Strategist Pillows

'So. I noticed you're new here...Some of this equipment can be pretty...Complicated. So, if you need any pointers...Let me know.'

'I sent out for everything.'

"Talk nerdy to me."

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

Romance

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

Why we need poetry. . .

I only have eyes for you

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

"Call me?"

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.'

You are my sunshine!

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

"I wanna be your lapdog."

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

Barman In Love.

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

"Listen to me, Nathan. Chicks love bad boys."

'I think I've scored.'

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

Colin could see that his competitor had obviously done his market research.

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

"Eres la chica mas linda del mundo."

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

"I love the equation that describes the slope of your nose."