Flirting Champion Pillows

Netflix and chill?

"Do you want to come in for a s**g?"

"Talk nerdy to me."

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

Romance

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

Why we need poetry. . .

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

"Call me?"

I only have eyes for you

You are my sunshine!

I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.'

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

'Your place or mine?'

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

"I wanna be your lapdog."

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

Barman In Love.

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

'I think I've scored.'

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

"I have to admit. You talked a good game."

'Sexy...I love what you're doing with your ears.'

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

"Eres la chica mas linda del mundo."