Flirt Champion Pillows

"Today we learned about multitasking while I was passing notes, giggling with Bryan, and making spitballs."

"Talk nerdy to me."

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

Romance

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

Why we need poetry. . .

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

"Call me?"

I only have eyes for you

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.'

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

You are my sunshine!

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

"I wanna be your lapdog."

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

Barman In Love.

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

'I think I've scored.'

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

"I'm texting you a love poem inspired by the emoji you sent me."

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

"Stupid – yet irresistible."

"Eres la chica mas linda del mundo."

'Half o' mild and a bag of pork scratchings - you're grooming me, aren't you?'

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

"I love the equation that describes the slope of your nose."

'Sexy...I love what you're doing with your ears.'