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Barman In Love.

"I'd like to be the cream in your coffee."

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

"Call me?"

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

You are my sunshine!

'Your place or mine?'

"I wanna be your lapdog."

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

'How much would you take off for cash?'

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

'Shuck me.'

'Did you say psst?.'

'Sexy...I love what you're doing with your ears.'

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

"Arouse Me!"

"The etchings are in the library."

'Yes, I'm nocturnal, or you could say, a certified daydreamer...'

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'Silent type, eh?'

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

"If someone winks a you forty or fifty times, are they coming on to you?"

"Bring us your dustiest bottle of wine."

"I like a dress that leaves very little to the imagination."

'That guy is SO tacky.'

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

"Wanna do lunch?"

'Fancy a good time - no strings attached?'

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"

'Hurry, Andrea, here comes the hunk mail!'

"He hasn't got much chance with her. She just told me to get lost, and I'm her husband!"