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Barman In Love.

"Call me?"

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

You are my sunshine!

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

"I wanna be your lapdog."

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

'Sexy...I love what you're doing with your ears.'

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

'Shuck me.'

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

'How much would you take off for cash?'

'Did you say psst?.'

"Arouse Me!"

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

"The etchings are in the library."

'Yes, I'm nocturnal, or you could say, a certified daydreamer...'

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'Silent type, eh?'

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

"I like a dress that leaves very little to the imagination."

"If someone winks a you forty or fifty times, are they coming on to you?"

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

"Bring us your dustiest bottle of wine."

'That guy is SO tacky.'

"Wanna do lunch?"

'Fancy a good time - no strings attached?'

"Here's a guy who has women falling over him."

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"

'He hasn't taken his eyes off us all evening-he's watching us like a Mo-hawk!'

"It's discretionary income but I occasionally use it for indiscretions."

'Hurry, Andrea, here comes the hunk mail!'