Flirtation Specialist Pillows

"Well look who's all blown up!"

… And I should get back. You just got here. Why not stay? Coffee on the house. I'd love to. I can't. It's been great to see you. Why don't I stop in again soon? Play it cool. Don't ask about her husband. See you soon, then. You look good, even though your thoughts bubbles are boiling around the edges. Don't say anything stupid. I love you more than my phone, turtle dove.

'She's a real looker, Phil.'

"I am King in a Deck of Cards, Countess."

I only have eyes for you

"Call me?"

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

'Your place or mine?'

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

Barman In Love.

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

"Swing me with your words."

'Did you say psst?.'

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

'How much would you take off for cash?'

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

"I'd like to be the cream in your coffee."

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

OMG UR HOT

"The etchings are in the library."

"Hello darling, what do you do for a living?"

'Silent type, eh?'

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

"Who wants to go to the park and find me a date?"

"If someone winks a you forty or fifty times, are they coming on to you?"

"Bring us your dustiest bottle of wine."

'That guy is SO tacky.'

"Wanna do lunch?"

'Fancy a good time - no strings attached?'

'I love it when you oink dirty to me...'

'You had me at hell.'

"The catch of the day, madame, is me!"