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"Well look who's all blown up!"

'She's a real looker, Phil.'

"I am King in a Deck of Cards, Countess."

"Call me?"

I only have eyes for you

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

Barman In Love.

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

'How much would you take off for cash?'

'Did you say psst?.'

"Swing me with your words."

"The etchings are in the library."

"Hello darling, what do you do for a living?"

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

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'Silent type, eh?'

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

"If someone winks a you forty or fifty times, are they coming on to you?"

"Bring us your dustiest bottle of wine."

'That guy is SO tacky.'

"Who wants to go to the park and find me a date?"

"Wanna do lunch?"

'Fancy a good time - no strings attached?'

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"

"Here's a guy who has women falling over him."

'He hasn't taken his eyes off us all evening-he's watching us like a Mo-hawk!'

"He hasn't got much chance with her. She just told me to get lost, and I'm her husband!"

'How many husbands have I had? Do you mean excluding my own?'

"The catch of the day, madame, is me!"