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'I love your peach like complexion.'

"Call me?"

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

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'Your place or mine?'

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

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'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

'Did you say psst?.'

'How much would you take off for cash?'

'Shuck me.'

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

'Sexy...I love what you're doing with your ears.'

"I'd like to be the cream in your coffee."

"Hello darling, what do you do for a living?"

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"The etchings are in the library."

'Silent type, eh?'

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

'That guy is SO tacky.'

"If someone winks a you forty or fifty times, are they coming on to you?"

"Bring us your dustiest bottle of wine."

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

"Wanna do lunch?"

'Fancy a good time - no strings attached?'

"He hasn't got much chance with her. She just told me to get lost, and I'm her husband!"

'Hurry, Andrea, here comes the hunk mail!'

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"

"It's discretionary income but I occasionally use it for indiscretions."

'You had me at hell.'

'How many husbands have I had? Do you mean excluding my own?'