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'I love your peach like complexion.'

"Call me?"

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

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"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

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"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

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'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

'Did you say psst?.'

'How much would you take off for cash?'

'Sexy...I love what you're doing with your ears.'

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"The etchings are in the library."

"Hello darling, what do you do for a living?"

'Silent type, eh?'

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

"If someone winks a you forty or fifty times, are they coming on to you?"

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

"Bring us your dustiest bottle of wine."

'That guy is SO tacky.'

"Wanna do lunch?"

'Fancy a good time - no strings attached?'

"He hasn't got much chance with her. She just told me to get lost, and I'm her husband!"

"It's discretionary income but I occasionally use it for indiscretions."

'How many husbands have I had? Do you mean excluding my own?'

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"

'He hasn't taken his eyes off us all evening-he's watching us like a Mo-hawk!'

'Hurry, Andrea, here comes the hunk mail!'

"Here's a guy who has women falling over him."