Flirt Guru T-Shirts

"From the gentleman at the end of the bar."

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

"Call me?"

You are my sunshine!

I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.

'Your place or mine?'

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

"I wanna be your lapdog."

'He's a catch for any woman - there's so much to re-mould'

Barman In Love.

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

'Shuck me.'

Catch and release dating.

"I'd like to be the cream in your coffee."

'Yes, I'm nocturnal, or you could say, a certified daydreamer...'

"Arouse Me!"

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

"The etchings are in the library."

"I picked up an exorcize DVD by mistake."

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

"I like a dress that leaves very little to the imagination."

'That guy is SO tacky.'

"Bring us your dustiest bottle of wine."

"If at first you don't succeed, buy me another drink."

Eric knew where all the real slappers hang out.

'How many husbands have I had? Do you mean excluding my own?'

'I'm tired of all the small talk.'

'He hasn't taken his eyes off us all evening-he's watching us like a Mo-hawk!'

'Good Lord, Tiffany! Where did you learn to lick like that?'

'Women, can't live with 'em, can't live without em.'

'What are you doing trying to tempt me?? I told you I was through with you!!'

'Hurry, Andrea, here comes the hunk mail!'

A Discreet Hint.

"Here's a guy who has women falling over him."

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"