Flirt Guru Pillows

"From the gentleman at the end of the bar."

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

"Call me?"

You are my sunshine!

"I wanna be your lapdog."

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

'He's a catch for any woman - there's so much to re-mould'

Barman In Love.

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

Catch and release dating.

'Shuck me.'

"The etchings are in the library."

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

'Yes, I'm nocturnal, or you could say, a certified daydreamer...'

"Arouse Me!"

"I picked up an exorcize DVD by mistake."

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

"I like a dress that leaves very little to the imagination."

"Bring us your dustiest bottle of wine."

'That guy is SO tacky.'

"If at first you don't succeed, buy me another drink."

Eric knew where all the real slappers hang out.

A Discreet Hint.

'I'm tired of all the small talk.'

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"

"He hasn't got much chance with her. She just told me to get lost, and I'm her husband!"

"Here's a guy who has women falling over him."

'What are you doing trying to tempt me?? I told you I was through with you!!'

'Good Lord, Tiffany! Where did you learn to lick like that?'

'How many husbands have I had? Do you mean excluding my own?'

'Women, can't live with 'em, can't live without em.'

'Hurry, Andrea, here comes the hunk mail!'

'He hasn't taken his eyes off us all evening-he's watching us like a Mo-hawk!'