Flirtation Guru Pillows

'Does somebody love me?...It says 'most definitely!' - ''Wow! Ask if something else about your parents.'

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

"Call me?"

I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

'Your place or mine?'

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

'He's a catch for any woman - there's so much to re-mould'

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

'How much would you take off for cash?'

Catch and release dating.

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

'Did you say psst?.'

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

"Hello darling, what do you do for a living?"

Woman and a Mexican hat.

OMG UR HOT

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

"The etchings are in the library."

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

'Silent type, eh?'

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

'Another martini please.'

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

"If someone winks a you forty or fifty times, are they coming on to you?"

Inappropriate horse whispering.

'That guy is SO tacky.'

"Wanna get pigeon holed?"

"Bring us your dustiest bottle of wine."