Flirtation Master Pillows

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

"I think she likes me - she says I'm beyond being and nothingness!"

"Haven't I visited your web page before?"

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

I only have eyes for you

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

"Swing me with your words."

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

'How much would you take off for cash?'

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

'Did you say psst?.'

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

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"The etchings are in the library."

Woman and a Mexican hat.

'Silent type, eh?'

'That guy is SO tacky.'

"Bring us your dustiest bottle of wine."

"Wanna get pigeon holed?"

"If someone winks a you forty or fifty times, are they coming on to you?"

"You sure are ringin' my bell, Baby!"

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

Inappropriate horse whispering.

"Hi!- standards need lowering?"

"Who wants to go to the park and find me a date?"

'Another martini please.'