Flirtation Artist Pillows

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

'Did you say psst?.'

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

Remarkably Richmond

"Swing me with your words."

'How much would you take off for cash?'

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

"Actually, I find his murky past rather attractive."

Homophone Encounter

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

'I can't bear to be without you.'

"Forget it - she's out of your league."

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'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

'Silent type, eh?'

"Who wants to go to the park and find me a date?"

"She said don't forget the straw."

"If someone winks a you forty or fifty times, are they coming on to you?"

A complimentary biscuit

'Fancy a good time - no strings attached?'

"Wanna do lunch?"

'Do you mean I leave a lot to be desired bad, or a lot to be desired good?'

Valentine man in underpants.

'You had me at hell.'

"It's discretionary income but I occasionally use it for indiscretions."

"For all we know, a giant meteor could fall out of the sky and eradicate us all. So what do you say we make a little prehistory together?"

'How many husbands have I had? Do you mean excluding my own?'

This beer has given me the courage to invite you back to my place. This wine has given me the courage to invite you to drop dead.

"I don't know if I've mentioned this before, Greg, but you are a very attractive man."