Flirtation Analyst Pillows

'But enough about me...'

'This could be another chapter for my book on easy pickups.'

"You're only interested in my body, aren't you?"

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

'Did you say psst?.'

"Swing me with your words."

Remarkably Richmond

'How much would you take off for cash?'

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

"Forget it - she's out of your league."

Homophone Encounter

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

"Hello darling, what do you do for a living?"

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"Actually, I find his murky past rather attractive."

'I can't bear to be without you.'

"The etchings are in the library."

'Silent type, eh?'

'That guy is SO tacky.'

"Who wants to go to the park and find me a date?"

"If someone winks a you forty or fifty times, are they coming on to you?"

"Bring us your dustiest bottle of wine."

A complimentary biscuit

"She said don't forget the straw."

"Wanna do lunch?"

'Fancy a good time - no strings attached?'