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Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

"Swing me with your words."

Remarkably Richmond

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

'Did you say psst?.'

'How much would you take off for cash?'

"Actually, I find his murky past rather attractive."

Homophone Encounter

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

"Hello darling, what do you do for a living?"

"The etchings are in the library."

'I can't bear to be without you.'

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"Forget it - she's out of your league."

'Silent type, eh?'

"Who wants to go to the park and find me a date?"

"If someone winks a you forty or fifty times, are they coming on to you?"

A complimentary biscuit

"Bring us your dustiest bottle of wine."

'That guy is SO tacky.'

"She said don't forget the straw."

'Fancy a good time - no strings attached?'

"Wanna do lunch?"

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"

Valentine man in underpants.

"He hasn't got much chance with her. She just told me to get lost, and I'm her husband!"