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Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

Remarkably Richmond

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

'How much would you take off for cash?'

"Swing me with your words."

'Did you say psst?.'

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

'I can't bear to be without you.'

"Actually, I find his murky past rather attractive."

Homophone Encounter

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

"Forget it - she's out of your league."

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"Hello darling, what do you do for a living?"

"The etchings are in the library."

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

'Silent type, eh?'

"Bring us your dustiest bottle of wine."

"She said don't forget the straw."

"If someone winks a you forty or fifty times, are they coming on to you?"

"Who wants to go to the park and find me a date?"

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'That guy is SO tacky.'

'Fancy a good time - no strings attached?'

"Wanna do lunch?"

'He hasn't taken his eyes off us all evening-he's watching us like a Mo-hawk!'

Valentine man in underpants.