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"I hate it when they dress you with their eyes."

I only have eyes for you

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

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'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

"Swing me with your words."

Remarkably Richmond

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

'Did you say psst?.'

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

'How much would you take off for cash?'

Woman and a Mexican hat.

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"Forget it - she's out of your league."

'I can't bear to be without you.'

Homophone Encounter

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

"Actually, I find his murky past rather attractive."

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

'Silent type, eh?'

"Wanna get pigeon holed?"

'Another martini please.'

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

"Hi!- standards need lowering?"

A complimentary biscuit

"If someone winks a you forty or fifty times, are they coming on to you?"