Flirtation Critic Prints

"I hate it when they dress you with their eyes."

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

I only have eyes for you

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

Remarkably Richmond

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

'How much would you take off for cash?'

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

"Swing me with your words."

'Did you say psst?.'

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

Woman and a Mexican hat.

"Forget it - she's out of your league."

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

OMG UR HOT

'I can't bear to be without you.'

Homophone Encounter

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

"Actually, I find his murky past rather attractive."

'Silent type, eh?'

A complimentary biscuit

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

Inappropriate horse whispering.

"If someone winks a you forty or fifty times, are they coming on to you?"

"You sure are ringin' my bell, Baby!"

'Another martini please.'