Flirtation Humorist T-Shirts

"I don't have all night, Miss. Are you going to push that button or what?"

We don't want to see your pull-down menu

'This is sensational, Madam...in fact, it comes with a complimentary pepper spray!'

Dance of Death

Peacock Tries to Play it Cool.

"Why are staring at my boobs? What do you hope to find there?"

I only have eyes for you

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

"Swing me with your words."

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

'How much would you take off for cash?'

'Did you say psst?.'

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

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"Actually, I find his murky past rather attractive."

"The etchings are in the library."

Woman and a Mexican hat.

'Silent type, eh?'

"Wanna get pigeon holed?"

"You sure are ringin' my bell, Baby!"

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

"If someone winks a you forty or fifty times, are they coming on to you?"

"Bring us your dustiest bottle of wine."

Inappropriate horse whispering.

"Hi!- standards need lowering?"