Flirtation Humorist T-Shirts

"I don't have all night, Miss. Are you going to push that button or what?"

We don't want to see your pull-down menu

'This is sensational, Madam...in fact, it comes with a complimentary pepper spray!'

Dance of Death

Peacock Tries to Play it Cool.

"Why are staring at my boobs? What do you hope to find there?"

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

I only have eyes for you

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

'How much would you take off for cash?'

'Did you say psst?.'

"Swing me with your words."

"Actually, I find his murky past rather attractive."

"The etchings are in the library."

OMG UR HOT

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

Woman and a Mexican hat.

'Silent type, eh?'

"Hi!- standards need lowering?"

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

'That guy is SO tacky.'

'Another martini please.'

"Bring us your dustiest bottle of wine."

"If someone winks a you forty or fifty times, are they coming on to you?"

"Who wants to go to the park and find me a date?"