Flirtation Fun T-Shirts

'An Opus Dei secret operative, eh? - That's the oldest line in the world!'

'Gagging for it.'

"Okay...I'll leave you to practice your rap for a bit. And don't be nervous or anything. This is where you work out the kinks! And hey...if things don't work out with Estella, feel free to keep the doll!"

"Hell, I'm from the dating agency. Can I move in with you."

"Talk nerdy to me."

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

Romance

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

Why we need poetry. . .

I only have eyes for you

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

"Call me?"

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.'

You are my sunshine!

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

"I wanna be your lapdog."

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

Barman In Love.

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

'I think I've scored.'

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

'Half o' mild and a bag of pork scratchings - you're grooming me, aren't you?'