Flirtation Fun-seekers T-Shirts

What'll it be, hon'? I'll have the illusion that you calling me "hon" means you want me.

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

I only have eyes for you

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

'Did you say psst?.'

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

'How much would you take off for cash?'

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

"Swing me with your words."

'Yes, I'm nocturnal, or you could say, a certified daydreamer...'

Woman and a Mexican hat.

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

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'Silent type, eh?'

"Hi!- standards need lowering?"

'Another martini please.'

"Wanna get pigeon holed?"

"Who wants to go to the park and find me a date?"

"'You're the reason I crossed the road'? Really?! Is that your best pick-up line?"

"If someone winks a you forty or fifty times, are they coming on to you?"

"You sure are ringin' my bell, Baby!"

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

Inappropriate horse whispering.

Fresh Lobster

"Is it horny in here, or is it just me?"

'Fancy a good time - no strings attached?'

"Wanna do lunch?"

'You had me at hell.'

Snowman Romance