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Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

I only have eyes for you

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

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That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

'Did you say psst?.'

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

"Swing me with your words."

'How much would you take off for cash?'

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

Woman and a Mexican hat.

'Yes, I'm nocturnal, or you could say, a certified daydreamer...'

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'Silent type, eh?'

"Wanna get pigeon holed?"

'Another martini please.'

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

Inappropriate horse whispering.

"Hi!- standards need lowering?"

"You sure are ringin' my bell, Baby!"

"If someone winks a you forty or fifty times, are they coming on to you?"

"'You're the reason I crossed the road'? Really?! Is that your best pick-up line?"

"Who wants to go to the park and find me a date?"

"Is it horny in here, or is it just me?"

'Fancy a good time - no strings attached?'

"Wanna do lunch?"

"It's discretionary income but I occasionally use it for indiscretions."

'I love it when you oink dirty to me...'

'You dance like my mother.'