Flirtatious Folks T-Shirts

"That's sweet, but what does 'bulbous' mean?"

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

When two philosophers date. So

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

'I do so much better with women when I quit trying to understand them and just repeat what they say to each other.'

Attention Span Man

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

"Come on dear. It's getting late, and you have to be up early to collect your pension."

"Pretty Maiden where art thou?"

"Is this a sex thing?"

'Any chance of a bit of....er...Blue on Blue?'

I think we're alone now!

Beach Attraction

Snake Charmer

This beer has given me the courage to invite you back to my place. This wine has given me the courage to invite you to drop dead.

Colin knew things were going well when he saw his date trying to make him jealous.

"Oh, I beg your pardon – I'm just looking for my husband."

"You make me want to be a bigger man."

Northern chat up lines: 'You don't sweat much for a fat lass'

"You seem like a nice guy - I don't suppose you have a job or anything?"

Coronavirus-Era Pick p Lines

'My agent says there's five men at this party who want to sleep with me!'

"Dude has got his s**t together!"

'She hates swimming...loves being rescued.'

"Nice shirt. Is it made of boyfriend material?"

'Permission to flirt with the witness, your honor?'

"Play coy if you like, but no one can resist a perfectly symmetrical face."

"Dibs on the tall one!"

"Who's he trying to impress? Silly ass!"

Rural Life - 'The water is marvellous ... you're silly not to come in and join me, Virginie'

A flirt is as strong as her weakest wink.

"Hi, handsome."

"Carmen, how are you today? Wait! Don't tell me! You're as wonderful and as beautiful and charming as ever!"

"I'm missing a significant other person in my life."

'I dreamt about work last night. You sure looked cute in a bikini.'