Flirtatious Folks T-Shirts

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

'I do so much better with women when I quit trying to understand them and just repeat what they say to each other.'

Attention Span Man

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

"Come on dear. It's getting late, and you have to be up early to collect your pension."

"Pretty Maiden where art thou?"

"Is this a sex thing?"

'Any chance of a bit of....er...Blue on Blue?'

Snake Charmer

I think we're alone now!

Beach Attraction

Colin knew things were going well when he saw his date trying to make him jealous.

"You make me want to be a bigger man."

Northern chat up lines: 'You don't sweat much for a fat lass'

"Oh, I beg your pardon – I'm just looking for my husband."

'My agent says there's five men at this party who want to sleep with me!'

"You seem like a nice guy - I don't suppose you have a job or anything?"

"Dude has got his s**t together!"

'She hates swimming...loves being rescued.'

'Permission to flirt with the witness, your honor?'

"Nice shirt. Is it made of boyfriend material?"

"Dibs on the tall one!"

"Play coy if you like, but no one can resist a perfectly symmetrical face."

"Who's he trying to impress? Silly ass!"

"You're the strong, silent type. I like that in a man."

"Hi, handsome."

"Carmen, how are you today? Wait! Don't tell me! You're as wonderful and as beautiful and charming as ever!"

"I'm missing a significant other person in my life."

'I dreamt about work last night. You sure looked cute in a bikini.'

Rural Life - 'The water is marvellous ... you're silly not to come in and join me, Virginie'

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"