Flirtatious Duo T-Shirts

"We aim to win the battle of the sexes."

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

Beach flirting

'May I have the key to your heart?'

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

"Come on dear. It's getting late, and you have to be up early to collect your pension."

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

Beach Attraction

Snake Charmer

Colin knew things were going well when he saw his date trying to make him jealous.

"Shall we go talk with those au pairs?"

"You seem like a nice guy - I don't suppose you have a job or anything?"

'My agent says there's five men at this party who want to sleep with me!'

"Dude has got his s**t together!"

'She hates swimming...loves being rescued.'

'My dad warned me about fellas like you!'

"Do you play?"

"Dibs on the tall one!"

Nice For His Boots!

"In the bad old days, Nigel used to spend much of his time drinking and 'picking up birds'. . ."

Rural Life - 'The water is marvellous ... you're silly not to come in and join me, Virginie'

R.A. is a nympho.

"The least you could do is move over one seat and offer to make me happy for the rest of my life."

"You're the strong, silent type. I like that in a man."

'So maybe I am a real animal...don't you believe in animal rights?'

'And for the sports minded. . . there's the £100 trip up to my flat.'

A flirt is as strong as her weakest wink.

"Oh, by the way dear, before I forget. Your new pension card came this morning."

'You're very clean-shaven for someone who can't use a mirror.'

"I'm not wearing any thermal underwear."

'He tells his missus he only pops in here for a little piece and quiet!'

"Not all lobsters, babe. I'm just looking for a good time."