Flirtatious Vibes T-Shirts

'My agent says there's five men at this party who want to sleep with me!'

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

You make me feel like dancing!

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

'I do so much better with women when I quit trying to understand them and just repeat what they say to each other.'

Tango

Attention Span Man

'Fill 'er up Fred!'

"Come on dear. It's getting late, and you have to be up early to collect your pension."

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

"I couldn't bear to be without you."

"They're especially bold at this time of year."

"Pretty Maiden where art thou?"

'Why don't we slip into something a little more comfortable...like the leisure section.'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"Is this a sex thing?"

"Want to go back to my place and take off our hats?"

'What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

I think we're alone now!

"Before I start the test, Ms. Masten....May I say you've never looked lovelier!"

Beach Attraction

Snake Charmer

"Thanks for paying me a compliment."

"Actually, I like big hair on guys."

"Fancy joining the mile low club?"

'Yes, you can walk me home - My husband loves a good fight!'

"I know this sounds like a line, but nice shooting."

Northern chat up lines: 'You don't sweat much for a fat lass'

Happy Hour

"You make me want to be a bigger man."