Flirtatious Fun T-Shirts

Beach Attraction

Careful Dad, you're turning my teacher red.

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

"She's so sweet I could eat her up. . . Yes, and I know where I'd start."

Ice Bar Conversations

Beware of the snog...

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

You make me feel like dancing!

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

Tunnel of fleeting love.

'I do so much better with women when I quit trying to understand them and just repeat what they say to each other.'

Tango

"Come on dear. It's getting late, and you have to be up early to collect your pension."

"I couldn't bear to be without you."

'Fill 'er up Fred!'

"I have a great idea. Come up to my place and we'll watch all 13 episodes of House of Cards!"

'Why don't we slip into something a little more comfortable...like the leisure section.'

"They're especially bold at this time of year."

"Is this a sex thing?"

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"Actually, I like big hair on guys."

"Want to go back to my place and take off our hats?"

"Thanks for paying me a compliment."

"Before I start the test, Ms. Masten....May I say you've never looked lovelier!"

Snake Charmer

I think we're alone now!

'What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

Happy Hour

'Mom, Ed rid us of household pests, but now he's become one.'

"Fancy joining the mile low club?"

'I think you'll have fun. I'm a blast to hang out with.'

'Yes, you can walk me home - My husband loves a good fight!'

"Hey! Are you staring at my assets?!"