Flirtatious T-Shirts

'She hates swimming...loves being rescued.'

"You seem like a nice guy - I don't suppose you have a job or anything?"

Snake Charmer

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

When two philosophers date. So

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

You make me feel like dancing!

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

Tango

'I do so much better with women when I quit trying to understand them and just repeat what they say to each other.'

Tunnel of fleeting love.

Attention Span Man

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

"Come on dear. It's getting late, and you have to be up early to collect your pension."

"I couldn't bear to be without you."

'Fill 'er up Fred!'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'Why don't we slip into something a little more comfortable...like the leisure section.'

"Is this a sex thing?"

"They're especially bold at this time of year."

"Pretty Maiden where art thou?"

"I have a great idea. Come up to my place and we'll watch all 13 episodes of House of Cards!"

"Thanks for paying me a compliment."

"Actually, I like big hair on guys."

"Want to go back to my place and take off our hats?"

'What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

Beach Attraction

I think we're alone now!

"Before I start the test, Ms. Masten....May I say you've never looked lovelier!"

Colin knew things were going well when he saw his date trying to make him jealous.

'Yes, you can walk me home - My husband loves a good fight!'

"That's sweet, but what does 'bulbous' mean?"

"You really know how to push my buttons."