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'Couldn't you just eat the blonde - and have the other for dessert!'

"Hey babe, wanna see my third eye?"

I only have eyes for you

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

"Shiver-me-timbers, wench! How many times have I got to tell you? I'm not winking at you!"

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

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'Did you say psst?.'

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

"Swing me with your words."

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

'How much would you take off for cash?'

Woman and a Mexican hat.

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

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'Silent type, eh?'

'Another martini please.'

"Wanna get pigeon holed?"

"Hi!- standards need lowering?"

"If someone winks a you forty or fifty times, are they coming on to you?"

"You sure are ringin' my bell, Baby!"

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

"Who wants to go to the park and find me a date?"

Inappropriate horse whispering.

'Fancy a good time - no strings attached?'

"Wanna do lunch?"

Snowman Romance

'Better watch out for him...he's a real charmer.'

'You dance like my mother.'

"It's discretionary income but I occasionally use it for indiscretions."