Flirtation Fun-seeker Prints

'Couldn't you just eat the blonde - and have the other for dessert!'

I only have eyes for you

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

"Shiver-me-timbers, wench! How many times have I got to tell you? I'm not winking at you!"

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

"Swing me with your words."

'How much would you take off for cash?'

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

'Did you say psst?.'

Woman and a Mexican hat.

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

OMG UR HOT

'Silent type, eh?'

"Hi!- standards need lowering?"

"Wanna get pigeon holed?"

'Another martini please.'

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

"Who wants to go to the park and find me a date?"

"If someone winks a you forty or fifty times, are they coming on to you?"

Inappropriate horse whispering.

"You sure are ringin' my bell, Baby!"

'Fancy a good time - no strings attached?'

"Wanna do lunch?"

'Quick Betty, come round to the Red Lion and wear your highest heels.'

'Better watch out for him...he's a real charmer.'

"It's discretionary income but I occasionally use it for indiscretions."

'I love it when you oink dirty to me...'

"This next work was written at the height of romanticism - in fact it would help if the attractive lady in row 3 were to join me on the stool."