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I think I may have figured out why my date called playing footsie a sick fetish, Dr. Kapuchnik. I was using my hands.

"Well, I thought you could practice talking to Estella."

"I'm Tia Carmen...but I guess I'm not your tia, so you can just call me Carmen."

"I see you're checking out me booty!"

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

"Swing me with your words."

'How much would you take off for cash?'

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

'Did you say psst?.'

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

Remarkably Richmond

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'I can't bear to be without you.'

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

Homophone Encounter

Woman and a Mexican hat.

"The etchings are in the library."

"Actually, I find his murky past rather attractive."

"Forget it - she's out of your league."

'Silent type, eh?'

"She said don't forget the straw."

"You sure are ringin' my bell, Baby!"

A complimentary biscuit

'That guy is SO tacky.'