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"Good morning, Mr. Kessler. You look nice and cool today."

"Jehoshaphat! Look at that gait!"

'Officer, this man is annoying me. . .In the last hour he hasn't once looked at me.'

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

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'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

'How much would you take off for cash?'

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

Remarkably Richmond

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

'Did you say psst?.'

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

"Swing me with your words."

"Actually, I find his murky past rather attractive."

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

"The etchings are in the library."

"Forget it - she's out of your league."

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'I can't bear to be without you.'

Woman and a Mexican hat.

'Silent type, eh?'

'That guy is SO tacky.'

"You sure are ringin' my bell, Baby!"

"Hi!- standards need lowering?"

"Bring us your dustiest bottle of wine."