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"Good morning, Mr. Kessler. You look nice and cool today."

"Jehoshaphat! Look at that gait!"

'Officer, this man is annoying me. . .In the last hour he hasn't once looked at me.'

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

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'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

'Did you say psst?.'

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

"Swing me with your words."

Remarkably Richmond

'How much would you take off for cash?'

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

"Actually, I find his murky past rather attractive."

'I can't bear to be without you.'

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

Woman and a Mexican hat.

"The etchings are in the library."

"Forget it - she's out of your league."

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"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

Homophone Encounter

'Silent type, eh?'

"She said don't forget the straw."

"You sure are ringin' my bell, Baby!"

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

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