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"I think of you as being enormously alive."

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

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"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

You are my sunshine!

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

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'Shuck me.'

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

'How much would you take off for cash?'

'Sexy...I love what you're doing with your ears.'

"Swing me with your words."

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

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"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

'Did you say psst?.'

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

Homophone Encounter

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

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"Forget it - she's out of your league."

"Actually, I find his murky past rather attractive."

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

'I can't bear to be without you.'

Woman and a Mexican hat.

'Silent type, eh?'

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

A complimentary biscuit

"You sure are ringin' my bell, Baby!"