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"I think of you as being enormously alive."

I only have eyes for you

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

You are my sunshine!

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

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"Swing me with your words."

Remarkably Richmond

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

'How much would you take off for cash?'

'Sexy...I love what you're doing with your ears.'

'Shuck me.'

'Did you say psst?.'

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

Woman and a Mexican hat.

Homophone Encounter

"Actually, I find his murky past rather attractive."

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

"Forget it - she's out of your league."

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

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'I can't bear to be without you.'

'Silent type, eh?'

A complimentary biscuit

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

"If someone winks a you forty or fifty times, are they coming on to you?"