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"You seem dangerous. I like that."

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

Remarkably Richmond

"Swing me with your words."

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

'How much would you take off for cash?'

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

'Did you say psst?.'

'I can't bear to be without you.'

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

"Forget it - she's out of your league."

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'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

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"Actually, I find his murky past rather attractive."

'Silent type, eh?'

"She said don't forget the straw."

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"If someone winks a you forty or fifty times, are they coming on to you?"

"Who wants to go to the park and find me a date?"

"Wanna do lunch?"

'Fancy a good time - no strings attached?'

'You had me at hell.'

"It's discretionary income but I occasionally use it for indiscretions."

'How many husbands have I had? Do you mean excluding my own?'

Valentine man in underpants.

'Do you mean I leave a lot to be desired bad, or a lot to be desired good?'

"I'm a fancier of dogs and interesting men."

"I think she likes me - she says I'm beyond being and nothingness!"

"I don't know if I've mentioned this before, Greg, but you are a very attractive man."