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Singles Bar

"Dude, you need a girlfriend."

I only have eyes for you

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

"Shiver-me-timbers, wench! How many times have I got to tell you? I'm not winking at you!"

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

'How much would you take off for cash?'

'Did you say psst?.'

"Swing me with your words."

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

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'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

"The etchings are in the library."

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

"Forget it - she's out of your league."

"Actually, I find his murky past rather attractive."

'I can't bear to be without you.'

Homophone Encounter

'Silent type, eh?'

"Who wants to go to the park and find me a date?"

'That guy is SO tacky.'

"If someone winks a you forty or fifty times, are they coming on to you?"

A complimentary biscuit

"Bring us your dustiest bottle of wine."

"She said don't forget the straw."

"Wanna do lunch?"