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"Shiver-me-timbers, wench! How many times have I got to tell you? I'm not winking at you!"

I only have eyes for you

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

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That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

"Swing me with your words."

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

'Did you say psst?.'

'How much would you take off for cash?'

Woman and a Mexican hat.

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

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"Hello darling, what do you do for a living?"

'Silent type, eh?'

"If someone winks a you forty or fifty times, are they coming on to you?"

'Another martini please.'

"You sure are ringin' my bell, Baby!"

"Who wants to go to the park and find me a date?"

"Wanna get pigeon holed?"

"Hi!- standards need lowering?"

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

Inappropriate horse whispering.

'Fancy a good time - no strings attached?'

"Wanna do lunch?"

'You dance like my mother.'

"The catch of the day, madame, is me!"

'I love it when you oink dirty to me...'

'Better watch out for him...he's a real charmer.'

'You had me at hell.'

"It's discretionary income but I occasionally use it for indiscretions."