Flirtation Novice Gifts

"Shiver-me-timbers, wench! How many times have I got to tell you? I'm not winking at you!"

I only have eyes for you

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

'How much would you take off for cash?'

"Swing me with your words."

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

'Did you say psst?.'

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

"Hello darling, what do you do for a living?"

OMG UR HOT

Woman and a Mexican hat.

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

'Silent type, eh?'

"Hi!- standards need lowering?"

Inappropriate horse whispering.

"Who wants to go to the park and find me a date?"

"You sure are ringin' my bell, Baby!"

'Another martini please.'

"If someone winks a you forty or fifty times, are they coming on to you?"

"Wanna get pigeon holed?"

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

'Fancy a good time - no strings attached?'

"Wanna do lunch?"

'You had me at hell.'

'You dance like my mother.'

"It's discretionary income but I occasionally use it for indiscretions."

'Quick Betty, come round to the Red Lion and wear your highest heels.'

"The catch of the day, madame, is me!"

'Better watch out for him...he's a real charmer.'