Flirtation Connoisseur Gifts

Pardon me, but I need to clarify something. Were you giving me a come-hither look or a go-yonder look? I get them confused.

Florida Wildlife - Old Goat

I only have eyes for you

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

You are my sunshine!

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

'How much would you take off for cash?'

'The mask?... Oh, I always try to obscure my face a little, at parties. Just to give the other guys a fighting chance.'

'Sexy...I love what you're doing with your ears.'

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

'Shuck me.'

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

'Did you say psst?.'

"Stupid – yet irresistible."

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

"Wow, you look sexy today."

'Yes, I'm nocturnal, or you could say, a certified daydreamer...'

Woman and a Mexican hat.

OMG UR HOT

Love in Boom

"The etchings are in the library."

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

'Silent type, eh?'

'The gentleman at the end of the bar would like to buy you an aphrodisiac.'

"If someone winks a you forty or fifty times, are they coming on to you?"

Inappropriate horse whispering.

'Another martini please.'

"Hi!- standards need lowering?"

"You sure are ringin' my bell, Baby!"