Flirtation Connoisseur Pillows

Florida Wildlife - Old Goat

I only have eyes for you

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

You are my sunshine!

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

'How much would you take off for cash?'

'Shuck me.'

'Sexy...I love what you're doing with your ears.'

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

"Stupid – yet irresistible."

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

'Did you say psst?.'

'The mask?... Oh, I always try to obscure my face a little, at parties. Just to give the other guys a fighting chance.'

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

Love in Boom

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

"Wow, you look sexy today."

"The etchings are in the library."

'Yes, I'm nocturnal, or you could say, a certified daydreamer...'

OMG UR HOT

Woman and a Mexican hat.

'Silent type, eh?'

'The gentleman at the end of the bar would like to buy you an aphrodisiac.'

"If someone winks a you forty or fifty times, are they coming on to you?"

"Wanna get pigeon holed?"

Inappropriate horse whispering.

'Another martini please.'

"Hi!- standards need lowering?"

"There are 206 bones in your body...How would you like one more?"