Flirting Aficionado Pillows

'The gentleman at the end of the bar would like to buy you an aphrodisiac.'

'If I buy ten pints and a dozen eggs will you snog me?'

'Don't look now Muriel. But that Polyphemus guy has been giving you the eye all night.'

'Are you flirting with me?'

"You really need to work on your chat-up technique Bobo."

'Oh no! Here comes the 'rest of the evening'.'

'It was a little muffled, but it sounded like, ‘Back off, moron, she's taken.'

'I hope you don't think of this as some sort of pick up line.'

'Anyway, as I was saying, you've always been the only girl in my life, Janet.'

"I'm curious. Why did you toss a coin just before you came over here and asked us if we'd like a drink?"

Have a drink while I slip into something comfortable. Oh!

'Ya! He bought it to pull the birds.'

"Would you like to see my Fig Leaf Collection?"

Woman - 'Mmm, Interesting texture.....Is it Mohair?' Man - 'No...It's my hair.'

'Let's go somewhere where I can be alone.'

'Indiscretion is the better part of Valery.'

'Excuse me, Miss, but I believe that we've met previously.'

'I've found a profitable niche in Constitutional Innuendo.'

'The mask?... Oh, I always try to obscure my face a little, at parties. Just to give the other guys a fighting chance.'

"Uh, wait a minute - Did you say 'Not IF you were the last man on earth,' or 'Not UNLESS you were the last man on earth'?"

"So, what time do you get off?"

"There are 206 bones in your body...How would you like one more?"

Dwayne makes his move.

"They say once you've had a third of a guy, you can't go back."

"This is cool. We usually don't get the chance to walk home together after work."

96 is the new 3.

"...and I'm an incredibly flexible gymnast. If you get my drift..."

"She's exceptionally fluent in body as a second language."

Love in Boom

"You have a wonderful body."

"Stupid – yet irresistible."

"Wow, you look sexy today."

"You don't like opera? Okay. Want to see my abs?"

The Checkout Girl

"I walked up to this hot girl with two drinks in my hands, and she turned to me, smiled and said, are you lost, Grandpa? The toilets are back there."